A Red Herring Temper Tantrum

I remember the awe I felt in September of 2001. I didn’t believe what had happened. I couldn’t. I was in high school, and for hours, I thought it was a joke in poor taste. It wasn’t really until the next day, on the 12th, that the notion that the Empire was vulnerable really sank in.

As part of growing up, even far away in Scandinavia, it was a monumental moment. Much like, I suspect, the murder of JFK or perhaps V-day.

Last Wednesday wasn’t like that. The storming of the Capitol building in Washington DC felt inevitable. Granted, it was an important moment in the history of the US and for it’s position as the dominant power in the western world. But it wasn’t a surprise. It had been foretold. So foretold, in fact, that it seems that some parts of the MPDC were even in on it. For the past four years, five if you include the election process of 2016, the American democratic experiment has been steamrolling toward this conclusion.

I hate to admit it, but it is not without a fair amount of schadenfreude that we from the outside witness the United States of America tear itself to bits. It is not without reason that the internet brought out popcorn to watch the prototype of modern democracy burn its own credibility to the ground. Americans may not like hearing it. Nor will neoliberals or free market sharks. But it is not just China and Russia and North Korea that have been gloating this week.

So then, will this be the wake-up call that the US needs to get its shit together? One might hope, but don’t count on it. We’ve already heard talks of a new front on the ‘War on Terror’, turning inwards against the growing threat of domestic terrorism. The ‘War on Terror’ was a heinous reaction in its first incarnation, and there is absolutely no sign that this next facet of it will be anything but another step towards turning the USA into a police state. Or, I should say, even more of a police state.

Look, there’s no punch line here. Other than perhaps a lame “I told you so”. The governance of the World Police took a nasty hit. But even a half-naked Buffalo Boy bumbling his way through the Capitol building won’t likely be rock bottom in this decline.

The bottom line is this: The US may very well be in need of a revolution to get back on a decent track. Certainly not the kind of revolution that these MAGA-cretins thought they would deliver, but a revolution that shapes a country where childish outburst like this won’t just benefit an empowered elite to entrench their status quo of warmongering resource colonialism. But all they got was this red herring thinly veiled as a privileged and uneducated temper tantrum. Which is just plain sad.

/Sebastian Lindberg 12/1-2021

Just let them have more Kool-Aid

Quarantine’s rough on everyone. Jobs are lost, people are getting the jitters staying at home, and mental health is even harder to maintain when you’re locked up inside than it was before. But Social Distancing seems to be working to slow the spread, even if it’s not nearly enough for some health care services around the world.

It’s sometimes difficult to imagine how things could get worse. Unless you’re living in the Fragmented States of America. Then, over the weekend, it got real easy to imagine how things could get worse, as the most belligerent parts of the nation brought guns to a epidemiological fight.

All across the US, people took to their cars and their MAGA shirts and hats to close down their cities and towns in an effort to protest and threaten their leaders to cease the shut-down in effect. Some even brought their obscene automatic rifles on display on the steps of civic buildings, chanting that not even a global pandemic and international health crisis would stand in the way of their corn-syrup-soaked privileges. In Denver, Colorado, it even went so far that the already beleaguered health worker professionals had to leave their posts to perform a silent counter-protest; blocking the Trump-fanatics in their rage-filled, slow-moving cavalcades.

Nurses and doctors who labour day and night to stem the tide had to go on strike to take a stand against the most putrid people of the Republic. That is absolutely staggering.

Give me Liberty or give me Covid-19”, one plaque in Olympia, Washington, said. “Freedom or Death”, another one cried.

Okay then. Sure. These bible-humping, Trump-totting, ignoble ignoramuses can have it. It is just a shame that the Wuhan Virus isn’t lethal enough to plausibly make a dent in their numbers. Or discriminating enough to target these gaps in the gene pool. If people want to make themselves a part of the problem, then let them. I’m liberal enough to see the philosophical virtue in letting people put themselves at whatever risk they want. You can’t force people to not become part of the problem. All you can do in such circumstance is to also treat them as part of the problem…

Deny people health care if they won’t follow quarantine protocol. The US has already proven that it has no inherent problem with letting people die on the doorsteps of hospitals, and that its health care administrations are woefully unprepared to meet this challenge. I am sure that the insurance industry would just absolutely love to void a whole lot of flimsy insurance claims because the claimants have disobeyed the stay-home ordinances of many states. Cordon these cretin off from all the horrified masses that prefer not to subject their health services to back-breaking pressure. With any luck, the stress of having broken their contract with their government will send these profanely armed death-cultists and Rapture-chanters into a mindless frenzy and kill each other off.

You think I’m being too harsh? What we have here is a sizeable minority of the population that have turned ignorance and indignant rage into a revered virtue. Galvanized by a criminal and unconscionable president. These creatures are a threat to every single other being that comes close to them. As if their evangelical fanaticism wasn’t bad enough. As if their armaments and love for The Gun wasn’t bad enough. As if their rage and stupidity weren’t bad enough. Now they are on the verge of taking up arms against their elected leaders just because they want to make themselves carriers of a potentially lethal, nation-breaking virus…

Is it really I who am too harsh when I think that a vast majority of the US population would be better off without them? Am I the one being too harsh when I think the world would be better off without them? I am humanist and liberal enough to see the ethical problem of just smothering them like the political wild-fires that they are, but here we have a circumstance where they want to expose themselves and their loved ones to a decimation. To me, it seems like a problem that comes with its own solution.

Sure, the virus isn’t all that lethal. But its lethality increases with obesity, nicotine use, underlying health concerns, and when official health guidelines get ignored. Maybe Lady Luck and her a-romantic companion Statistical Probability would be on our side this time.

Of course, we would never be that lucky. No excommunication is going to happen. If they have to, I bet Jared Kushner and the Orange House would even use their “own federal medical reserves” to save a good portion of their precious base. No, with so many military grade guns in so many belligerent and angry hands, with white supremacist support from an orange despot and his converted political establishment, with a soft-core plague running rampant and supply shortages abound, with overworked government staff and idle hands among an insanely armed population, odds are instead high of insurrection. Civil war. Just like what the Orange Hydra has insinuated calls for from his ivory throne. Just like all the great Empires of Earth’s days passed, so do the Discordant States of America seem to be fated. In fire and blood, and not a clean sweep.

Either way, all us international onlookers can do is to by proxy experience all the shame that the ruling minority of the US seem completely alien to feel on their own, and to keep face-palming our way through the new millennium.

/Sebastian Lindberg 20/4-2020

Christ-Washing Christmas

It’s Christmas. Eve. Again. Naught but Santa and stress-jolly housewives are stirring. Fatty foods and decorated trees and rampant consumerism is jostling for our every waking moment. And have you ever considered how very Christian all this Christmas music is?

“Of course Christmas music is Christian, you northern pagan”, some traditionalist curmudgeon in the back is grunting. “Is this SJW piece of shit trying to take Christmas away from good Christians?!”, some MAGA piece of shit is slurring as he’s nursing his latent white supremicism.

Well, what if I told you that Christmas time actually has very little to do with Christianity?

Christmas didn’t use to be about some “foretold” toddler saviour borne into a sheep shit crusted manger. It used to be about something much older than that. The return of light to a darkness a blasted landscape. The clan and tribe and all those close to us. Christianity and the Church just sort of plastered the pagan celebrations of Yule with the birth of their son of God. Just appropriated other peoples’ traditions with their crosses, angels, saints, and their peace on earth. All for Christianity to keep colonizing its way across the northern hemisphere.

I mean, fuck, Christ wasn’t even born in winter! At least not according to the nativity myth, where a shepherd with hillside-grazing sheep watched stars alit over a messiah-riddled barn in the dead of night. You see, no shepherd worth his salt of self-preservation would take his flock out in mid winter like that.

It’s all a sham. A PR-coup. Cleverly designed to convince gullible pagans that all their solstice festivals and their fertility rites were really Christian all along. And it succeeded, didn’t it? We’re all still rooting for that little boy Jesus to be squirted out by a married, grown-ass virgin in just about the least sanitary place available in ancient times. With all our Little Drummer Boys and our glories on earth and child-kings and lamb of lambs.

So what? Fuck it, believe whatever fairy tale you will. People are filled to bursting with ill-conceived notions and untrue preconceptions. What does a little Christmas caroling hurt?

Nothing, really. But it’s always worthwhile to be aware of your presets. There’s intrinsic value in understanding your cultural prejudices. Just keep your misguided notions from where your traditions came from away from me. Because just like you may tell me to stay away from the delicate little child-Jesus in your colonialist Christmas, I’ll let you know that you can bloody well keep your donkey-dropped saviour out of my Yule Tide.

/Sebastian Lindberg 27/12-2019