“Men who don’t court women” – what do? So runs the complaint in a column in one of Sweden’s most upstanding newspapers. Apparently, women are having a rough go at it at finding love and dating. Who’da thunk.
A common complaint I’ve heard, and heard allusions to, echoes the column’s premise. Men don’t take initiative any more. And the men that are yet prone to do… often fall somewhat short on the follow-up. It seems, at an unfortunately polarized glance that the foundations for finding love have been broken, and the men and women desperate to find themselves drifting, caught in the flow before a new status quo can settle.
Needless to say, this debate will be fraught with subjective uncertainties. We will be talking about people, in general, and the interaction between men and women in particular. #NotAllMen and #NotAllWomen are both disclaimers important in any conversation that only really can be generalized through extrapolations, anecdotes and personal experiences.
Women are tired (or so they sound) of the “fuckboys”. The irresponsible man-children that strut around like roosters of the show, stuck in echoes of a past best left rotting. Men feel unfairly treated and give up, since the new structural framework cannot compete with the people who disregard it. Dating, it seems like, sucks for everyone involved.
Why tho? Why should exploring other people to try and find a keeper be such a horror show?
Back in the days of 19-diggidy-two, men asked women out. They went on a number of dates. Got pregnant, had to marry, and spent the rest of their lives either quietly hating each other or loudly loving one another. For the social construct of a society, this was great! For the people involved, less so. Not least for the women, who were fought over, competed over, and dehumanized to a trophy that some cock-sure motherfucker brought home at the end of the day to lock away in an ivory tower where the woman was supposed to make pancakes, clean, and rut like a brood mare every day for the rest of her life.
Back in the 60’s and 70’s, some came to the revolutionary conclusion that that wasn’t very humane. It wasn’t very equal. So we escalated feminism another gear.
We’ll let that train keep hauling along its natural course of development for about 50 years until we reach the 2010’s. When it turned out that a lot of men, older men primarily but not exclusively, have been treating women like sextoys while our feminist train is still on its way to the next stop. We found this appalling. Because it was. So we punished, hounded, tarred and feathered the pricks we could scrape together. We did the same to some who, it turned out, maybe hadn’t been pricks, but the wisdom of the crowds, by now thirsty for blood, didn’t care. If the hounding was done in the name of female ratification, it didn’t matter terribly if a few “innocent” men got caught in the grinder. All the better to show these patriarchs what’s what.
The end results have been astounding. In a very short span of societal development, in the minds of a large margin of the male population (in Sweden at least), women are no longer objects or conquests. In fact, feminism and #metoo have been so successful that a very vocal opposition has scuttled out of the woodwork to wage war against societal progress. You just know you’re successful when your enemies make themselves apparent. These past ten years, with #metoo acting as a ketchup-effect in the matter, have schooled a generation of men who were brought up with the malformed romantic notions of Disney into people who, by and large, take female equality for granted. Even if their behaviour often leave something to be desired, it is no longer a controversial idea that women are in fact not objects or conquests or trophies, but equals.
I see this as an absolute success!
Naturally, the field is absolutely riddled with statistical outliers. Minority population groups who weren’t around when the epitome of male gallantry, Prince Charming, kissed a corpse, and have subsequently been left out of either the onslaught of the feminism train or #metoo, who occasionally proceed with no little amount of barbarity. Or, we have the old vanguard, the social powers of the old regime, who staunchly defend their condescending behaviour as a foundational principle of a solid national spirit. These remnants exist, still. And their obvious existence, how glaringly they stand out in our society, is a testament to the success of the swift re-education in the span of a single generation.
Only now, in the wake of this success, do women seem to realise that not only are they shedding the shackles of the past, but have also seemed to misplaced the benefits. For you cannot be fought for, struggled for, simpered for, if you’re your own person whose scorn or dismissal, or simply privacy and integrity, is to be unquestioningly respected.
The men who have taken the tenets of equality to heart, and learned to re-evaluate their behaviour in the wake of #metoo, are inevitably less likely to sue for your attention. You’re a busy woman. You came here with friends of your own. You do not want to be bothered by some schmo. You are woman enough not to be belittled, and you are self-sufficient enough to buy your own drinks. And worst of all, since harassment rests in the eyes of the beholder, there is no telling if just a simple smile across the room will make you feel uncomfortable. Give you flashbacks and awaken associations unintended. Which would be unacceptable. These lessons will invariably lower the rates of expressed attention from the people who have learned them. While the men who have not taken the lessons of the past decades to heart, can ravage along with an even greater competitive advantage than they previously had.
Ladies; your knights in shining armour and with girded loins, ready to leap off their stallions to sweep you off your feet, have relinquished their serfs and no longer have time to polish their breastplates. The rugged explorers with their tropical shirts unbuttoned will no longer come swinging from a jungle vine, because they all have nine-to-fives these days, because it turned out that no one would shag them if they didn’t have an investment in the housing market. Your days of being damsels are over.
The solution is simple. Emancipation from being a thing to be conquered arms you with a shovel. The same shovel that men have had since the beginning. Used to dig for their sweethearts through layers and layers of rejection and dismissal and risk of being offensive. Your successes of emancipation have taught some men to be sparing with their digging. To be cautious of it, and rightly so, because they’ve dug too deep and too greedily for too long.
But now, you have shovels too! You’ve earned them. Time to get digging…
/Sebastian Lindberg 14/2-2023